The class is asked to join schoolchildren from around the nation to participate in playing "My Country Tis of Thee" in Oklahoma City. The boys run into some boys from New York, who taunt them for being such white-trash kids. The boys decide to find the brown noise and then use that to make the New Yorkers crap in their pants. Since this concert is being broadcast worldwide, the New Yorkers won't be the only ones crapping!

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